1st Ever Lock Picking Video

Deadbolt Installed Ghost Aren't Comin Out The Closet In My House!!!!

Never Seen A Corona Quart Before

Night Cap....

I was talking about skeet as in clay pigeons lol

My Co-workers Roommate Had Surgery These Text Are From Her

Bah Humbug!!

Holidays are a time to be pretty much forced to be with family and see all the ways you don't stack up.

The Late Night Text I Get.......

Further Proof I Need New Friends

Get A Compliment On My Bike

My pick up line. "you ever ridden up A1A to Fernadina? It's beautiful there's the bridges n shit." Don't need to explain how that worked out.....

Text Conversation

Text Message Conversation

Life.....

I gotta find something else to do that doesn't involve any competition. I would ask for suggestions in the comments section but nobody reads this haha

He's Got A Point!!!!

Roku 2Review

Originally submitted at Roku

Features the highest-quality HD streaming available.

Roku 2 XD Streaming Player

Roku 2

By Joey from Jacksonville, Florida on 12/3/2011

 

5out of 5

Pros: Netflix, Video selection, Built in Wi-Fi, Easy to set up, Reliability, High quality picture, Remote Control, Compact

Best Uses: Primary TV

Describe Yourself: Casual User, Netflix fan

This thing is great for watching netflix and for renting movies from Amazon if I don't feel like going to the redbox.

(legalese)

Ouch

I cannot wait until the pain has been around long enough that like my ankle and nose and eye it just feels normal.......

Smokin a Swisher sippin gin wishin I was richer.....

Rough Few Weeks

Broke tablet.$500. Broke bike helmet. $900. 4000 mile service. $300. Bike tires.$268.Ticket $164. Car tires. $428. Sense of humor? Priceless

Pool

Hopefully the next 10 years doesn't involve pool.

Happy Birthday To Me

Sports Betting

It's kinda funny how sports betting makes insignificant or even blow outs depending on the spread exciting, yet if you want to be good at it you have to unemotional clinical and scientific which is the opposite of exciting.

Juiceman

I started juicing a few days. Not eating solid food for a few days or drinking alcohol. Going pretty good the juice some how fills you up. I don't feel a lot different yet but it's probably healthier than I normally eat. At the very least it keeps me from over eating. 

Not

Worthy of being dated

Its All About The Kids!!

I'm gonna participate in a motorcycle ride to camp Boggy creek www.boggycreek.org. It benefits sick children and their families. I've never done charity before part of me feels like it's a waste of money but also will probably be a fun ride and is ultimately for a good cause. If anyone who happens to see this wants to participate or donate you can do it at www.rideforchildren.com

Football

I love pro football. I love gambling on it too. Unfortunately I only had 25 bucks in my budget for this season. Went bust today. Unfortunately I made an error and bet the wrong team in week one which was a about an 80 dollar error.  Since I can't bet the games just aren't as fun to watch which really sucks. I have my new bike which I love but I can't really afford to ride it any where. Gonna be a long six months til I'm out of credit card debt and will have some disposable income again. 

What My Life Has Become????

Pool

Hangin out in a bar. Drinking a lil to much to be riding a motorcycle. Get invited to shoot pool with strangers. In the past I would just run out a rack maybe two maybe three and waste their dollars and ruin there night as far as pool goes. Tonight I tried something new. I made to balls and left a very difficult shot that I missed on purpose. Did that every two shots. We played the three of us for two hours. I won most of the games but they apparently always felt like they had a chance and we all had fun cause I didn't ruin it by playing good.

Maybe a new strategy for playing pool in bars with people that think they're good haha. Or maybe I'm an asshole for not doing my best and just steam rolling them. 

We Scrappt Cuz.......

Yep

I was right at eleven years old. I don't belong in public.

Documentary

The world is fUcked I just watched a documentary about kids that are ten years old forced to memorize the Koran and forced to travel to other countries to compete in reciting it. These dumb fucks don't realize chimps in this world can hold a conversation in sign language and that we've been to the moon......ignorance is usually bliss but what the fuck!?!?!

People That Meet Me

I don't think people that have ever met me will forget me.

Future

Have no idea what it holds but  I'm pretty sure if I'm in it it will be alone. 

DR EVIL

Just To Be Social

Rode 1350 miles in three weeks. Posting this just cause I'm lonely and haven't posted anything in awhile.

Yep

Got a new bike and new gun and feel good but still same Ol shit with girls. They only talk to me when it's there job.

Happiness

Got a new bike 2011 GSXR 750. Had weird feeling for the few hours. I figured out it was happiness :-)  

Just Got A Whole Lot SeXXXier!!!

Shooting Sig Sauer522

Haven't listened to it pure stream of conscious

Bringin SeXXXy Back

No Title (which I guess is a title)

Ridiculous

House is destroyed.  In the middle of getting quotes for new floors furniture and cabinets.  Had to get out tonight.  Of course went to a pool hall cause I don't know where else to go.  No one would play me for money at pool but ended up winning $160 flipping coins lmao.  Love it!!!!!!!!!!  Bout time some luck went my way..............

Vlog Update About The Flood

Aftermath Of The July 2 2011 Flood

Houston We Have A Minor Inconvenience

Isolation

In my life a few times I've gotten kinda obsessed with being good at something. Examples would be basketball poker and most recently pool. These things done with close friends until I got obsessed with studying and practicing them until it's wasn't fun for my friends to play with me because unlike me most of friends have love and family life and don't have the time of desire to be as good at stuff because their lives are more diverse and fulfilling. I end up not isolated by the dictionary definitions of isolated but definitely isolated from people who I care about and maybe more importantly care about me.

Vlog from right after my first night out in 30 days

My First Attempt At Art

It Looked At Me Wrong Haha

Making Irish Spaghetti

VLOG 6/24 Just Kinda Playin With Editing Software

Reality TV

I would never make it on reality TV. I just can't yell loud enough.

Good thing about birthdays you always have another and when you don't you don't know

My mind is on to many trains for one track.....

Life?

No rest for the weary traveler through this life.  When your alone you can't rest because no one is there to watch over your soul/safety/well being and very very least and last your possessions. I will never rest because I'm such a fast sleeper hahaha and because I don't want to miss a second of life even its just sitting here making sure no one gets to.........to  me.  When your partner I E wife or girlfriend one of you can rest while the other keeps watch.  I will never have an equal partner because I will never be able to trust that my wife/girlfriend/partner in life won't fall asleep or be to weak to watch over my sleeping soul.  I will always be awake and watchful over her soul but no matter how much she may want to do the same for my weary mind body and soul I will never be able to let my guard down and in turn let her watch over me.

Weird?

I don't like when dogs bark at me in front of people because I'm scared they'll think I'm evil.

Vlog 2

Myth-bustin’ bad arguments about atheists

Sushi Slide Show

Smiley Face

Instead of sending annoying meaningless text to friends out of boredom I'll post them here. Making myself less and less annoying one idea at a time :-) 

These calls suck a big fat one.

I'm so bored. Entertain me in 3 2 1....GO!!

Ugh workin for a living sucks.

The U Movie is following me on twitter. Kinda creepy to be followed by a movie haha.

Hey buddy what you doing tonight want to come drink a beer or seven?

You still alive?

This smoke is fuckin with my contacts.

Want to come over tonight and watch a movie?

After brushing my teeth the rest of my day is usually downhill.

This sucks buddy.

Being Broke sucks.

This is day 22 of not doing shit other than working. It's gettin old...i'm such a social butterfly drinkin solo at the house sucks!

You still work at kinkos?

That's a big bitch!

How goes it?

Just got paid and I'm already broke.
I'm so hood rich. I'm wearing jewelry worth more than what's in my checking and savings accounts combined lol

Nice hair cut fag lol

I think i'm gonna do some Crock pottery on either Thursday or Saturday. 

You getting a lot of wrong numbers and hang ups today?

Man im ready to be off work can't wait til Thursday when i'm off.

Slept in my bed last night for the first time in years.

It's five o clock somewhere buddy haha

Want to chug some beers tonight?

You know we can vlog from our phones?

I wonder how long until he has her suckin dick for drug money.  Might actually give her money then haha

It was

A good day when I learned to laugh and I mean literally laugh out loud by myself. I feel like ten years ago when I was all by myself. Like I am now. When life is good it's best not to question why.

Lonely/Alone

I'm an interesting guy Shouldn't be some bad......

P O S

When I like you I hurt you. To see if you still like me. If you do. Sucks for you. Yes im a Piece Of Shit........

First Ever VLOG

Good Life

I had my chance at it. I missed it though. Alone lonely and alone. Just gotta play out the string solo alone and by myself...........Hopefully the string isn't to long.

Homemade Sushi

Success!!!!!!

Attempting To Do Something I Suck At

Praise The Lord And Pass The Ammunition!

Day 15

So it looks like I've managed to drop all the dead weight I used to keep around. Just can't seem to get away from myself........

Alls Quiet On The Western Front

Vermouth On The Rocks (Being Broke Sucks!)

Day 8

Still at work which is as much as dislike being here it's nice to have human interaction haha. Tonight is game 4 of the NBA finals i'm supposed to Have company come over to watch it. If they show up that'll be nice. I usually don't like company that much unless it has breast but these are good friends and are bringing nice hangin out with me since they like watching games at sports bars as do I and they can still afford to out.  Bye for now.

Day 7 Self Imposed 30 Day House Arrest

Today has been by far the loneliest day of my self imposed house arrest.  As much as im alone and like being alone this is getting ridiculous.  gotta be strong though according to my master which is my broke ass bank account.  somethings gotta give soon. 

Who Am I?????????

Used to be a basketball player. Now I'm not. Used to be a boy friend. Now I'm not. Used to be a pool player. Now I'm not. Who am I? Round peg tryin to fit into a square world? Square peg tryin to fit into a round world? I don't know.......

"By Nature...........

a bettor is going to be inwardly optimistic but outwardly a curmudgeon.  they never get the call they always get screwed nothing good ever happens to them.  they turn self loathing into such an intense feeling of self hate that Hunter S. Thompson would seem chipper by their standards.  But on the inside they are eternal optimists steadfast in the belief that their greatest asset is their good luck."


Chad Millman


Couldn't of said it better or bettor myself

BANG!

NHL Action

Wager ID 17118538 Event 1: Tampa Bay Lightning at Boston Bruins Play Time: 2011-05-27 20:05 Selection: Boston to win Odds: Point Spread (-1.5) +200 Bet Type: Point Spread Bet Odds: +200 Bet Amount: $232.18 Bet Payout: $696.54 Won Amount: Wager Pending ============================

Loving People Sucks

Just sets you up for failure until the one one time that you don't fail.

Some Day I'll Be So Lucky

Hmmm

I think Lance Armstrong cheated. And as look at the clock reading 4:51am EST I would cheat a lil for one night of real sleep and probably do much worse for entire week of sleep.

So Much For Sleep

I just dropped a box on the vacuum on button and damn near had a heart attack.

Hmmm

I've never used a hooker before but it's probably the honest sex you can have. 

The N Word Rears Its Ugly Head Again

I gotta stop letting that ruin my night but when it gets a female bartender punched in the face and the piece of shit that said it steals the dumb girl I was planning on taking home because he has weed and I don't I guess it ruins my night. In other news I think I have a lot of anger built up inside I hope it doesn't get me into a lot of trouble some day. May never leave my house again other than for work. And possibly a trip to to Georgia to play a game I hate and also shoot Laquanda.

fuck the world!!!!!!!!!!1

yes i been stabbed once and cut once but these hands are mutha fuckin hard there is a sorry ass fuckin mutha fucker with a crooked jaw that cant speak right cause this right hand and to the point that doesnt exsist not everyone i know is a bitch but every girl girl i know is a bitch solo is better for me fuck you and you and you and definintly fuck you and fuck me at your own peril its hard to fuck with some one that cant wait to die but wont kill them self come on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thoughts

Terminally ill people rack up More medical bills in the last 3 months of there life then they had there entire life and then your money and wealth you accumulated during your working years that you would pass down to your children ends up getting spent on medical bills. If you have untreatable cancer or somethin I think you should just be able to avoid the suffering and the medical bills and be able to legally end your life and preserve your estate so it can be passed down to loved ones.

Predictor of May 21 doomsday to watch it on TV

Friends...Goodbye To A Special One

Pretty much lost a friend today. She isn't dead at least not yet any way. I think death may be best the thing for her. Abusive drug addict boy friend and her herself getting worse and worse on oxies her future is pretty much sealed. Kinda sad I guess. Hopefully death is quick and painless for her I personally don't see any hope of her getting clean and away from him and creating a good life for herself. Or maybe this is the good life to her. What a fuckin waste in my humble opinion..........